Why Crossdressers Make he Worst Husbands

A previous post was why crossdressers make the best husbands.  Insightful and wonderful if I do say so myself.   I do say so. Now it's time to list the reasons why crossdressers make the WORST husbands.  Realize that everything I write s off the top of my head and I will think of more later.   promise.

1.  Shoes.  You thought girls loved shoes.  Well crossdressers LOVE shoes.   I think it's mostly because we don't want to throw on our old tennis shoes and go out.  We want to dress up, not down.
2. Thinking about "her".  She is on our mind almost all the time.  You might think he is cheating on you with her, but it's really not that way.  She is a part of us.
3.  Looking at other women.  Before when your man looked at other women, you knew he wanted in her pants, or was just generally fantasizing about her.  Now your crossdressing man could be doing that OOORRR  wondering if he could fit in those heels.  When he wants to get in her pants, he actually wants in her pants.
4.  2 closets.  B asked me what I wanted for Christmas.  I could not think of anything.  She asked what Candi wanted.  Candi wants new boots, a new wig, and breast forms. 
5.  Surprises - You get in bed and surprise....your crossdresser has on your long gown with padded bra.  You wake up late on your day off and surprise she is dressed to the 9s.
6.  He is always trying to perfect Her.  The voice, the walk, the clothing. 
7.  She is there all the time wanting to be your girlfriend and your boyfriend or spouse has taken a FAR backseat.  You don't always want to do girl things but she does.
8.  Pink Fog
9.  Pink Fog
10.  Pink Fog

Yes there is a reason it is here 3x.  It really needs to be there 20 times.  Or 70x7 times. 

For the GG - Don't give up on him.  Even though she is there, He is there too.
For the CD - Your GG is forgiving of you not focusing on her.  Give her back some guy/girl time.

-Candi

Poker Party

We had so much fun at the poker party at Femme X Studios in Grapevine.  Granted I only won 1 hand and the other girls didn't bet worth a damn on that one.  I was disappointed.  But we laughed and joked and are thinking about doing a roast of Nikki in the future.

The last 2 left.  They ended up splitting the $$.

I would say just the diva in the middle, but they are all divas.

 

 

So it was AWESOME getting out.  I met some new girls.  Hopefully I will see them again soon.  Hopefully Candi can get out on a Monday night before December rolls around. 

 

Have a blessed week.

 

- Candi

Perfecting Crossdresser

There are a few things that crossdressers will focus on improving when dressed.  I guess some would be the same as any girl, however crossdressers don't have the luxury of growing up doing these things. 

1.  Make-up

2.  Hair

3.  Walk

 

Hair is obvious and most crossdressers wear a wig.  Some wigs are good and some are bad.  Invest the money in a good wig.  Save up if you don't have the cash.  Go to a wig shop in a nearby city and get fitted and see what looks good.

Make-up is a little harder for a "starting out" crossdresser, just like it is hard for a teenage girl.  We start slutty because we overdo it, and get better as time goes by.  Hopefully you have a girly-girl SO that can help you learn makeup.  If not, go to a few makeup classes or the makeup counter in Macy's or Dillards. 

Last is the walk.  The girl walk many crossdressers (ME ME ME) are looking for is that slight butt wiggle which will make your dress do the same. There are videos online about how to walk as a girl.  The old adage about walking a straight line...it's close. 

I am writing this one because I am working on my walk.  What's funny is the practice.  I went for a walk with my daughter yesterday.  Walking down the street, I started working on my girly walk.  In doing that I started moving toward the left and kept bumping her.  I played it off saying I wanted her to move over to the side.  I quickly realized I needed to work on this. 

Do a Google search of "how to walk like a woman" or "how to walk in heels".  You will thank me. 

-Candi

Transexual Model

This is an interesting article about Brazil and the transgender models.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hvN_IccSM4&list=PLC4FDC39F67466711&index=5&feature=plcp

Monday Night Out

We had so much fun Monday Night.  It's a normal get together at Sue Ellen's.  Chat, Kareoke, laughter. 

Yes I can play pool and I will kick your ass...big time.  I'm looking forward to the poker tournament coming up next month. It should be a blast.

-Candi

Getting Made

I've read on crossdressers.com and other sites that if you are made as a crossdresser, it will probably be my a teenage girl.  I have proof of that. 
Today we had an open house @ work.  This is special because our company has lock-down on who can and can't get in.  It's funny because the computer company I worked for a few years ago could be accessed in so many ways. 
Anyway, every year we have an open house and get to decorate and hand out candy to the family kids, etc.  It's a great time.  My team dressed up like old Vegas gangsters.  And I (being just a little adventurous) added to my costume.  No I didn't go as a show girl....that would have been SO MUCH FUN.  I still need to lose 20 pounds to make it though.  No under my slacks I wore my thigh high stockings and garter.  Not a big deal, right. 
Well.....I had just put them on before work, had my suit on but not my shoes.  All you could see of stockings was my ankles and feet.  My daughter comes in and within 2 seconds says "are you wearing panty hose?"Luckily I can think quick and said Yes because it's so cold outside today. Although my daughter knows and has taken the stance of "don't ask don't tell", I don't want to push her.  There is your proof that if you are made, it will be by a teenage girl.

As for the Open House.  So much fun.  However, just a few things.  One, I am glad my daughter is grown up.  Those little kids wore me out. Two, stockings get hot with all that moving around.  After the party, when I was sitting and working, it wasn't a problem.  Three, I love the feel of stockings and specially the garters.  Feeling them when I run my hand down my leg is amazing.  Yes dressing is partly sexual for me.  But just partly.

On another note, I wore my dress shoes with a small heel today.  My leg didn't hurt much at all walking around.  And it has really hurt all day.  Got home and took the shoes off and it started hurting  So I put my 3" white heels on tonight to walk around the house.  I'm more care here with heels because we don't have carpet and they slide easily.   I had a massage therapist say she had major back problems and the week before surgery her and friends went to by 5" "hooker shoes" and her back problems disappeared.  I might just try that...even though I am 6'4".

-Candi

Why CDs make the best SOs

If you don't know, SO stands for Significant Other.  This could be spouse or boy/girlfriend.  You know what I mean.  Don't play dumb.  This post is why a crossdresser makes the best significant other.  Let me see how many I can name, and you can add to it when you think of more.

1.  You can share clothes (and not just him stealing yours).
2.  CDs are more in touch with the femininity and therefore are more in touch with he women in their lives.
3.  You can talk about your feelings or emotions with a CD and we will actually listen.
4.  We like to occasionally get dressed up and get out of the house like you do.
5.  Shopping for shoes is fun for us.
6.  Shopping for purses is fun for us.
7.  Shopping is fun for us. :o)
8.  We want more intimacy during sex. 
9.  We want a REALLY BIG closet to share.
10.  Bubble baths, pillow fights/talks, painting nails and sleep overs sound divine.
11.  We are looking for acceptance in this world just as you are looking for acceptance.

-Candi