A previous post was why crossdressers make the best husbands. Insightful and wonderful if I do say so myself. I do say so. Now it's time to list the reasons why crossdressers make the WORST husbands. Realize that everything I write s off the top of my head and I will think of more later. promise.
1. Shoes. You thought girls loved shoes. Well crossdressers LOVE shoes. I think it's mostly because we don't want to throw on our old tennis shoes and go out. We want to dress up, not down.
2. Thinking about "her". She is on our mind almost all the time. You might think he is cheating on you with her, but it's really not that way. She is a part of us.
3. Looking at other women. Before when your man looked at other women, you knew he wanted in her pants, or was just generally fantasizing about her. Now your crossdressing man could be doing that OOORRR wondering if he could fit in those heels. When he wants to get in her pants, he actually wants in her pants.
4. 2 closets. B asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I could not think of anything. She asked what Candi wanted. Candi wants new boots, a new wig, and breast forms.
5. Surprises - You get in bed and surprise....your crossdresser has on your long gown with padded bra. You wake up late on your day off and surprise she is dressed to the 9s.
6. He is always trying to perfect Her. The voice, the walk, the clothing.
7. She is there all the time wanting to be your girlfriend and your boyfriend or spouse has taken a FAR backseat. You don't always want to do girl things but she does.
8. Pink Fog
9. Pink Fog
10. Pink Fog
Yes there is a reason it is here 3x. It really needs to be there 20 times. Or 70x7 times.
For the GG - Don't give up on him. Even though she is there, He is there too.
For the CD - Your GG is forgiving of you not focusing on her. Give her back some guy/girl time.
-Candi
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